My friend was so drunk once that we had to carry him down the hall and he thought he was an airplane.
I drank a gallon of uv, a fifth of vodka, and three beers, I lived a mile away and when I was leaving my friends house, I walked into the neighbors house next door and thought I was home, I ended up sleeping there.
I was so drunk that… I left my friends house at 1:30 to bring my non-biological sister home after attempting to sleep with her in her driveway i proceeded to drive to a real estate demo house and waking up naked with all of my clothes gone, after driving home naked i get dressed for work as i get into my car i find a controlled substance in my back seat and drive to work completely hammered, cool shit i know until the owner of the company came into my work to set up displays. contemplating suicide at the moment
My sis and I were so drunk, she chased me for an hour and the only reason we went home is because I fell and almost broke my ankle.
One time i was so drunk that my friends locked me in the closet and when they let me out i tried telling them that i found Narnia.
We were at a crowded house party and my friend was so drunk that he stood up and yelled “Attention please” and farted very loudly.
I was so drunk once that I fell off of the toilet and fell asleep butt naked.
I was so drunk once, I pooped on a restaurant table on my way home.
I was so drunk once that I sexted my aunt.
I was so drunk once that I couldn’t walk. I fell down few times and I ended up sleeping in somebody’s garden.
My friend was so drunk once that he made out with a street light and danced with it.
I was so drunk that I once smart-mouthed a cop who was writing me a fix-it ticket and wound up with a DUI.
I got so drunk once that I fell asleep and I didn’t feel that my friends drew a penis on my forehead. I left the party and came back home to my parents and all my family invited for lunch.
I was so drunk once that I urinated in a fountain and fell in it.
I was so drunk once that I put a feather in my ass and I thought I could fly.
I was so drunk once that I put my glasses in the fridge. I couldn’t find them for one week.
I was so drunk that I ran outside in my bra. All my neighbors saw me half naked.
I was so drunk once that I pooped in a urinal.
My boyfriend was so drunk that he threw up on my hair when I was sleeping. I was drunk too and I realised it in the morning.
I was so drunk once that I kissed a girl and made out with her.