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1241 Posted by Grangeville in Sex.

+3
FAIL-28
  

I was so drunk that I don’t find out she(he) had a dick until we were both naked in my bed.

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1238 Posted by Anon in Party.

+19
FAIL-15
  

One time at my friends birthday I got so drunk I blacked out and woke up in a closed hair salon with the owner and myself sleeping on the couch of the waiting area.

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1234 Posted by Anonymous in Party.

+33
FAIL-22
  

My friend Carter was so drunk he started stripping on the table at the party and girls were putting dollar bills down his pants and when he woke up he thought the money was from the tooth fairy and that all his teeth had fallen out so he started crying.

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1231 Posted by A in Love.

+19
FAIL-26
  

My boyfriend came round one night and my mum was so drunk, she tried to get into his “man bag”… He never came back to my house after this.

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1229 Posted by A in Friends.

+52
FAIL-16
  

Once my dad was so drunk he told me that he was a rock star, then told my cousin to f**k off then crawled up the stairs to bed!

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1227 Posted by A. in Party.

+5
FAIL-39
  

I was so drunk last night I was drying my hands after using the bathroom, stumbled forward and whacked my head off a condom machine!

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1225 Posted by Dav in Party.

+3
FAIL-28
  

So drunk I woke up 50 miles from home with no idea wat happen missing one shoe passed out on a bench and still drunk passed out in cab and didn’t tell him where to go.

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1223 Posted by smash in Friends.

+19
FAIL-30
  

I was so drunk that i shit in the middle of my cousins floor and didn’t remember doing it. This was on christmas by the way.

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1220 Posted by CrazyJ in Party.

+16
FAIL-28
  

I was so drunk I slapped a full solo cup of vodka off a table in front of me spraying a few girls on the other side of the room.

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1217 Posted by pandasleeves in Animals.

+16
FAIL-129
  

I was so drunk I jumped off the toilet and dove face first into a cat’s litter box.

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1215 Posted by Tony prince in Party.

+7
FAIL-45
  

I drank a gallon of uv, a fifth of vodka, and three beers, I lived a mile away and when I was leaving my friends house, I walked into the neighbors house next door and thought I was home, I ended up sleeping there.

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1213 Posted by Fuck Dat in Party.

+39
FAIL-11
  

My friend was so drunk once that we had to carry him down the hall and he thought he was an airplane.

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1208 Posted by Na Na boo boo (Man) in Miscellaneous.

+17
FAIL-58
  

I was so drunk once, I stumbles onto this website to find something entertaining, I read a whole page before I realized I was on the wrong website.

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1205 Posted by jimmy dean (Man) in Party.

+47
FAIL-24
  

I was so drunk i walked around at a party butt ass naked with a condom on dancing.

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1200 Posted by shygrrl (Woman) in Miscellaneous.

+72
  

I was so drunk one night that i took my little sis out mudding with me and my guy friends and almost had a threesome in the backseat while she was in the passenger seat.

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1196 Posted by BigP (Man) in Party.

+41
FAIL-23
  

You know you were so drunk the night before when you wake up naked in your kitchen with the fridge wide open and your sprawled out holding a ten pound whole ham.

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1192 Posted by Nik Galan (Man) in Party.

+54
  

I was so drunk last night at the bar , when I walked across the dance floor to get another drink, I won the dancing competition …!

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1184 Posted by Fuck Dat (Man) in Party.

+36
  

My friend was so drunk once that we had to carry him down the hall and he thought he was an airplane.

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1180 Posted by Tony prince (Man) in Party.

+20
FAIL-16
  

I drank a gallon of uv, a fifth of vodka, and three beers, I lived a mile away and when I was leaving my friends house, I walked into the neighbors house next door and thought I was home, I ended up sleeping there.

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1174 Posted by Captain Roofie (man) in Friends.

+22
FAIL-49
  

I was so drunk that… I left my friends house at 1:30 to bring my non-biological sister home after attempting to sleep with her in her driveway i proceeded to drive to a real estate demo house and waking up naked with all of my clothes gone, after driving home naked i get dressed for work as i get into my car i find a controlled substance in my back seat and drive to work completely hammered, cool shit i know until the owner of the company came into my work to set up displays. contemplating suicide at the moment