One time my friend who is also a professor invited me over to smoke some pot. I go over and he has this really old cat. Anyways we start knocking back some gin and juice and playing rocket league. Theb his old ass cat just kinda locks eyes with me and in that moment I knew what everything is was and will be. Then i threw up on his rug and stumbled home.
Once I was at a friends house party and I was so drunk that I made a bet with this guy I knew that every single person in the room knew all the words to It’s raining men. I knew I was going to lose, because I don’t even know all the words, but I’m a stubborn little shit so I got him to put it on the aux. Next thing I know everyone is dancing in a circle in the middle of the room singing along. I still lost the bet though.
Went to my friend’s house where he was having a kickback and eventually I was off 5 games of beer pong, and around 15 shots of vodka. Player another game of beer pong and everything after is a blur. Anyways, I wake up the next morning in a random house five miles away next to some very good looking woman (only problem was I was 17 and she was 22, according to her id) I realised I was on my city’s college campus and was very confused. I just took an uber to my car at the original party and went home, tried digging through all the evidence and never managed to find out how I got there.
Got so drunk I was dancing on the bar! I jumped off and broke my foot, didn’t even notice just carried on partying! Then when I got home my Mam looked at my feet and they were swollen and bruised. When my Mam asked me what was wrong with my feet, I kept telling her they were drunk! Had to go to hospital in the morning and I was sooooo hungover
So one time I got so drunk, I threw up 3 times in the middle of McDonald’s around everyone’s food, and I threw up all over myself and my friends had to carry me home and i smelled so bad
Got so drunk in a park for a friend’s birthday that I regained my consciousness in front of a heavily guarded restricted area full of military, trying to talk the guy guarding the gate into walking me home since I didn’t know where I was. Turns out the only way to get there from were we’ve been drinking is through a field AND a forest. Got home with the bus money my friend’s dad gave me when I stopped by his store shitfaced and with my clothes destroyed.
One night I was smoking with my friends and all of a sudden I realised I was high and I was also drunk it was me a guy and a girl we are all best friends well we took the girl home and then me and the guy were both high he has a girlfriend but I was so high and drunk that i started kissing him and making out with him until we had sex. My first time getting high and drunk was amazing and a funny story to tell.
So apparently i got so drunk last night i:
- Laid in a girls’ lap while petting her leg.
- Threw up in the club.
- Slept on the side of the road with a random dog.
- Didn’t want to leave so i just dropped to the floor when my friends tried to take me to my room and immediately passed out.
- 4 of my friends had to carry me home by my limbs.
- They threw some cold water on me, then i proceeded to try to pick a fight with them and spat in the mouth of one of them.
So yeah, rough night
Me and my boyfriend got so drunk, that i took him under a bridge so we could fuck. We heard a car coming under the bridge which was rare as fuck. Guess what, it was a police car. we instantly got dressed and sat down on the exact same spot almost blacked out, the cop got out of the car and started pissing on a tree, they didn’t see us though.
I went to a house party, got hammered and punched my best friend in his nose on purpose for no reason, ended up breaking it and his nose was bleeding like a stream apparently and it was all over me. I had his blood all over my hands and I obviously couldn’t walk straight so i kept putting my hands on the wall to help me walk. In the morning there were bloody hands prints all over my friends house walls, which were white. I only know any of this because I was told.
I was so drunk once that at a house party 3 of us went off into another room on our own, me another guy and a girl. They started making out and I started crying because they left me out so they were like ‘hey man join in’ all 3 of us made out with each other with minimal clothes on.
Me and my friends were really drunk, I decided we should jump on a trampoline, since i don’t own one, we walked 7km to go to Bilka to buy one in the middle of the night, we also bought beer to walk home on. When we got home we assembled it and then we decided we were too drunk to jump so we all went in and slept instead. But I guess I have a trampoline now.
I was so drunk I left with a guy to the park and as soon as I decided I didn’t like him I left again. I walked around all night and slept in front of a construction site and the back of a strangers truck. The lady was so pissed in the morning. I managed to lose my shoes, phone, cigarettes, and debit card. I sure as hell held onto that pack of gum really well though. Finally got home at 10am the next day wearing socks in 110 degree weather.
I once got so drunk that I accidentally cut myself on broken glass. I bled straight into a bottle of vodka and drank it.
I started off at a party and a friends and then I got so drunk, I woke up on the floor of my birth mothers house at 11AM the next morning on the floor with a blanket covering me.
Three months ago I was at this party with my boyfriend, I got really drunk and ended up making out with one of his best friends, he never found out. Last night he proposed.
I once got so drunk on a class field trip that I walked through the hotel half-naked, with all my teachers and classmates being there. Another drunk friend of mine broke into the kitchen and asked if they had chocolate. I told my teacher something about busses arriving to late. When I went to my room I realised that my dick was hanging out the whole time…
I was so drunk that I threw up on my friend’s blanket and when they wanted to give me a something to eat I yelled; “OMG I LOVE CHEESE” and passed out.
Well, my first “buzzed” or “slightly drunk” experience was non-eventful, after 5 cups of jungle juice, I felt tired and just wanted to go to bed, plus I didnt eat anything that night because my stomach was a bit upset after drinking, I hope to have an interesting story in the future, but first time drinking stories can either be eventful or boring.
So a buddy of mine and a few friends went to the bar and I brought this girl home. I took the girl to bed with me and we did our thing. Went to sleep and this girl like got up out of bed and popped a squat right next to my bed. I was still drunk and didn’t really comprehend what was going on. I non nonchalant asked her what she was doing. She told me to mind my own business. I rolled over and went back to sleep… the next morning I got up for work and told her to clean up her piss next to the bed and put some clothes on. She looked at me all embarrassed.