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1414 Posted by birthdayprincess (woman) in Miscellaneous.

+8
FAIL-22
  

On my 22nd birthday I got so drunk that I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and ended up sitting on a mini filing cabinet in my kitchen and peed all over the kitchen floor. My mom found me mid-pee and that is the only reason I know this happened.

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1411 Posted by SHWPEN (man) in Party.

+27
  

I was so drunk that I don’t remember the party. I do remember waking the next morning in a field 2.5 miles away from the party with no clue how I got there and badger’s carcass a foot from my face.

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1407 Posted by Anon (woman) in Party.

+13
FAIL-11
  

I had way too any beers at my friends 18th and I was too drunk to hold the toilet so I peed down the stairs while the host’s mum was there and I really hope she didn’t notice.

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1403 Posted by queenofnarnia (woman) in Miscellaneous.

+7
FAIL-13
  

One time we went clubbing in a town pretty far away from home, so we had to take the party bus… on our way home, my friend was so drunk that she started telling a guy why the lion king was her favorite movie and then she started singing hakuna matata. Then, out of nowhere, she was making out with the guy and she gave him a hand job in the bus that was full of people. She threw up over him afterwards..

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1400 Posted by EvaD (woman) in Party.

+13
FAIL-26
  

When I was 16 I got so drunk that 8 shots in I saw this boy I really liked so I cried (as any teenage girl does) until I decided it was time to sober up. So my idea of sobering up was going outside and lighting a joint. By the end of the night I had made out with 3 of my girlfriends, cried profusely, ran away, threw up, went to a synagogue, and ended up falling asleep next to a Walmart in my best friends arms.

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1392 Posted by anonymous (woman) in Friends.

+41
FAIL-19
  

I was so drunk one night at a party that I made out with an obviously gay guy in front of his boyfriend.

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1390 Posted by Micky in Party.

+38
  

Can’t really choose… I got one when the police woke me up in an elderly home. One where my friend woke up on the toilet of a bar that was already closed down. One where I got knocked out by a toilet sink in Bulgaria and went to the hospital. One when I ended up with my bike in a canal.

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1387 Posted by Anna (woman) in Sex.

+17
FAIL-42
  

Past week I downloaded an Android game called “Memes Drinking Game” and tried it with some friends. At the end of the game we were so drunk that I don’t remember anything more. Next morning I woke up half naked in a house of some guys who I did not even know. They were still asleep, so I gathered my things and left without saying anything. I’ll never know what happened in that house.

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1384 Posted by bisexual female (woman) in Friends.

+24
FAIL-13
  

My boyfriend and I went to a party, I blacked out and hit on every one at the party except one guy. It was a small gathering but a good majority of them were girls I tried getting with all of them except this one guy I believe he and my boyfriend were the only guys there. Haha amazing night.

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1379 Posted by only sipping in Miscellaneous.

+67
FAIL-11
  

My boyfriend and I got so drunk once we were only supposed to sip, but I ended up making out with a girl. He stopped us because I was enjoying it too much. Long story short he woke up naked and I was half naked the next day on the floor of her bedroom.

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1377 Posted by Colt in Miscellaneous.

+42
FAIL-36
  

Up at a college for welcome weekend me and my buddy got so drunk we both got naked and climbed on top of the school’s wrecking ball statue, swinging around and screaming Miley Cyrus’s “wrecking ball” for a solid half hour before I eventually fell off, splitting my toe open.

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1373 Posted by snelly (woman) in Miscellaneous.

+12
FAIL-38
  

I was at my in laws and drank way too much I told my husband that he cares about his mom more than me then started crying after that I remember slapping my husband in the face after overhearing his mother telling him to leave me alone. Then I started yelling at her. Really wish I didn’t drink so much…

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1371 Posted by MadMax in Party.

+18
FAIL-20
  

One time I drank half a bottle of skol vodka, me and my friends started walking home at 12 am, then 3 cars started driving towards us and my friends told me to act normal, but I was so drunk I ended up passing out and falling into some garbage cans and knocking them both down, right in front of the cars.

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1368 Posted by Beige in Party.

+50
FAIL-11
  

At a conference, buddy has no idea how to go down a water slide. He goes down like a 6 yr old on his bum. We go back up to the top and the girl (maybe 19) says to my buddy ‘you are too stiff’ to which he instantly replies ‘I’ve been told that before’. Epic. I launch myself into the slide leaving him standing there awkwardly. We are in our mid 30′s.

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1366 Posted by LD in Miscellaneous.

+25
FAIL-58
  

I was so drunk and went to go jack off, long story short I got up and I thought I was gonna cum but pissed all over my new computer.

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1363 Posted by Winzer in Party.

+18
FAIL-76
  

Got fucked up at this party and I tried fucking my best friends girlfriends. My 5 friends all hate me now and that night I ended up ruining 3 relationships and no longer talk to my 5 good friends.

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1361 Posted by jim-bo in Party.

+21
FAIL-24
  

I was so drunk at this party one night me and a friend took a kid home my friend didn’t wanna go back to the party but i did so he dropped me off on a 2 track which i thought was the right one but ended walking in a random field for about 20 minuets realized that i was lost went back to the road ended up getting picked up by a cop sloshed told the cop i was walking to my uncles house told him the address to the party he took me there and he knew something was fishy he got looked around didn’t find anything and let me go ended up staying at the party lucky as shit.

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1357 Posted by Lostmyphoneandshoes in Party.

+40
FAIL-43
  

Me and my two friends were so drunk at an (I am hard well) event that we didn’t even knew what songs he played for three hours. I kept on pulling random girls and then started to dry hump them, telling them that I am male a striper.
One of my friend lost his phone (galaxy S4) and his shoes.
He was wearing his belt through his neck and kept telling people it was his pet snake.
We lost one of our friend only to find out that he was holding his glow sticks in his hand like wolverine and asking people where he can find Magneto.

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1354 Posted by Katie (Woman) in Love.

+126
FAIL-24
  

At a house party my friend was so drunk he stole a shovel and started digging out a street sign. He was shouting “Jane I love you! I’ll give you this street sign as a gift!” But then he had to realize that the sign had a 100kg concrete weight underground. He digged out the whole thing, then tried to pull out the sign while screaming for help. “Help me you bullmonkey!” (what the fuck is a bullmonkey?) Suddenly a car came by. The driver asked him what the hell was he doing. He said “I’m trying to be compelling to a girl. Im the compellator!” 4 years later the sign is still 90° slanted.

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1352 Posted by scruffymuffins in Miscellaneous.

+63
FAIL-17
  

I was so drunk, I turned my USB charger around before I plugged it in… And it worked.