I was so drunk one night at a party that I made out with an obviously gay guy in front of his boyfriend.
Can’t really choose… I got one when the police woke me up in an elderly home. One where my friend woke up on the toilet of a bar that was already closed down. One where I got knocked out by a toilet sink in Bulgaria and went to the hospital. One when I ended up with my bike in a canal.
Past week I downloaded an Android game called “Memes Drinking Game” and tried it with some friends. At the end of the game we were so drunk that I don’t remember anything more. Next morning I woke up half naked in a house of some guys who I did not even know. They were still asleep, so I gathered my things and left without saying anything. I’ll never know what happened in that house.
My boyfriend and I went to a party, I blacked out and hit on every one at the party except one guy. It was a small gathering but a good majority of them were girls I tried getting with all of them except this one guy I believe he and my boyfriend were the only guys there. Haha amazing night.
My boyfriend and I got so drunk once we were only supposed to sip, but I ended up making out with a girl. He stopped us because I was enjoying it too much. Long story short he woke up naked and I was half naked the next day on the floor of her bedroom.
Up at a college for welcome weekend me and my buddy got so drunk we both got naked and climbed on top of the school’s wrecking ball statue, swinging around and screaming Miley Cyrus’s “wrecking ball” for a solid half hour before I eventually fell off, splitting my toe open.
I was at my in laws and drank way too much I told my husband that he cares about his mom more than me then started crying after that I remember slapping my husband in the face after overhearing his mother telling him to leave me alone. Then I started yelling at her. Really wish I didn’t drink so much…
One time I drank half a bottle of skol vodka, me and my friends started walking home at 12 am, then 3 cars started driving towards us and my friends told me to act normal, but I was so drunk I ended up passing out and falling into some garbage cans and knocking them both down, right in front of the cars.
At a conference, buddy has no idea how to go down a water slide. He goes down like a 6 yr old on his bum. We go back up to the top and the girl (maybe 19) says to my buddy ‘you are too stiff’ to which he instantly replies ‘I’ve been told that before’. Epic. I launch myself into the slide leaving him standing there awkwardly. We are in our mid 30′s.
I was so drunk and went to go jack off, long story short I got up and I thought I was gonna cum but pissed all over my new computer.
Got fucked up at this party and I tried fucking my best friends girlfriends. My 5 friends all hate me now and that night I ended up ruining 3 relationships and no longer talk to my 5 good friends.
I was so drunk at this party one night me and a friend took a kid home my friend didn’t wanna go back to the party but i did so he dropped me off on a 2 track which i thought was the right one but ended walking in a random field for about 20 minuets realized that i was lost went back to the road ended up getting picked up by a cop sloshed told the cop i was walking to my uncles house told him the address to the party he took me there and he knew something was fishy he got looked around didn’t find anything and let me go ended up staying at the party lucky as shit.
Me and my two friends were so drunk at an (I am hard well) event that we didn’t even knew what songs he played for three hours. I kept on pulling random girls and then started to dry hump them, telling them that I am male a striper.
One of my friend lost his phone (galaxy S4) and his shoes.
He was wearing his belt through his neck and kept telling people it was his pet snake.
We lost one of our friend only to find out that he was holding his glow sticks in his hand like wolverine and asking people where he can find Magneto.
At a house party my friend was so drunk he stole a shovel and started digging out a street sign. He was shouting “Jane I love you! I’ll give you this street sign as a gift!” But then he had to realize that the sign had a 100kg concrete weight underground. He digged out the whole thing, then tried to pull out the sign while screaming for help. “Help me you bullmonkey!” (what the fuck is a bullmonkey?) Suddenly a car came by. The driver asked him what the hell was he doing. He said “I’m trying to be compelling to a girl. Im the compellator!” 4 years later the sign is still 90° slanted.
I was so drunk, I turned my USB charger around before I plugged it in… And it worked.
I was so drunk last night that I puked everywhere in front of my mom and my future boss.
I was so drunk one day at uni because I caught up with some mates at a student bar. After a few too many beers we all headed off to my lecture, where we sat at the front row singing Kenny Rogers ‘The Gambler’. Next thing I know I’m vomiting in the ladies bathroom, and the rest is a blur.
I was so drunk that I tried to type the full story but it exceeded the 600 character limit. Long story short, me and my wingman got plastered at a ratchet bar, got ripped off by a gap toothed hooker while the police dragged me from the wrong motel room to mine, only to contemplate the origin on period blood on the bed and the locations of our missing wallets. Went to work 2 hours later and spent the day half drunk and strung out on caffeine pills, only to drown our sorrows at the same bar and hire another hooker.
Once I got so drunk off of half a gallon of Captains on my 22nd birthday I woke up on a state road to three cops with flashlights. They asked if I knew the time I said “a little after 12am?” They said “No almost 5am” I said “I’m sorry I’m totally shitfaaaaaced” they sent me to the hospital.
Once I got so drunk at my best fiends ex’s birthday party I pissed on the neighbors state cop car.