I was so drunk once I started arguing with a tree.
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I was so drunk that I couldn’t count to five.
I was so drunk once that I peed on a drunk guy lying on the floor.
I was so drunk that I puked in my mom’s brand new car. The stain and the smell stayed longtime.
My friend got into a street fight and he was so drunk that he couldn’t feel for few hours that he had a big piece of bottle stucked in his head.
One day, I was so drunk that I woke up in the middle of nowhere.
I was so drunk once that I completely blacked out. I couldn’t remember anything in the morning.