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1130 Posted by dear_booze in Miscellaneous.

+68
FAIL-24
  

I was so drunk that I once smart-mouthed a cop who was writing me a fix-it ticket and wound up with a DUI.

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1124 Posted by Anonymous in Miscellaneous.

+29
FAIL-48
  

I was so drunk once that I urinated in a fountain and fell in it.

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1122 Posted by Anonymous in Miscellaneous.

+37
FAIL-69
  

I was so drunk once that I put a feather in my ass and I thought I could fly.

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1119 Posted by Rachel in Miscellaneous.

+10
FAIL-38
  

I was so drunk once that I put my glasses in the fridge. I couldn’t find them for one week.

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1116 Posted by Anonymous in Miscellaneous.

+81
FAIL-24
  

I was so drunk that I ran outside in my bra. All my neighbors saw me half naked.

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1095 Posted by richie1 in Miscellaneous.

+79
  

I was so drunk once I brought road signs home and put them in my bedroom.

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1077 Posted by Vickie99 in Miscellaneous.

+7
FAIL-36
  

I was so drunk that I puked in my mom’s brand new car. The stain and the smell stayed longtime.

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1071 Posted by Anonymous in Miscellaneous.

+8
FAIL-36
  

My friend got into a street fight and he was so drunk that he couldn’t feel for few hours that he had a big piece of bottle stucked in his head.

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1054 Posted by sookie12 in Miscellaneous.

+24
FAIL-24
  

I was so drunk once that I completely blacked out. I couldn’t remember anything in the morning.