Me and my friends had a party. I kinda drank too much and I went outside and barked on every human who passed. I even fitted in their neighbor’s kennel.
Stories in: Party
One time I got so drunk at house party, my friends told me that I gave lap dance to passed out dude, called my mom and told her I want to marry her, then peed in someone’s closet and ran away. They found me after hour upstairs eating froot loops on washing machine.
Me and my sister got so drunk at one house party that when we went home we shaved my mother’s head bald…
So one time I was so drunk I went to a party and before it I drank a water bottle of fireball and then I brought a water bottle of vodka to this girls house and I drank everything at her house i was completely shitfaced all i remember is making out with 2 girls and then waking up ass naked on a slide next to an elementary school.
I was at a friends/coworkers bonfire. Got shit faced and apparently told her that I thought I needed to be a lesbian for a guy that was there to like me. I’m straight and don’t even know what made me say that. All my coworkers won’t let me down for it even 5 months later.
One time I was dared to drink half a bottle of vodka and 12 jager bombs, so I did. I ended up hugging a guy dressed in a clown costume, than got scared and ran into my room where I threw up on my bed. I woke up the next morning and my bed was in the shower filled with water. turns out i tried to clean the vomit stain.
One night I couldn’t find the toilet and I was so drunk that I attempted to piss off the balcony of our 11th storey apartment. When my friend restrained me and said that it wasn’t a good idea I escaped and ran down the hallway and peed outside the lift. Pretty sure I left a stain.
Got really drunk one night. Started listening to metal. Tried to break table. Took the speakers with us blasting Korn throughout the streets of the city at around 4 in the morning. We were trying to look fucking nuts so we would not get jumped. Went to mcdonalds with the music. Yelled at some random people.
Left a house party and was waiting for a Uber with 2 friends, one friend passed out on the boulevard so a cop got out and took our id’s. The cop asked me why I was only wearring socks and my friend told the cops I had been wearing flip flops. Then the kid that was passed out got up and tried convincing the cop the drunk kid next to us was our sober driver.
So I got kinda drunk at a party once when I was 18, it was my first college party and I kind of overdid it. I don’t remember much of it, but apparently I was a real bitch to people, I would do things like call them out, try to pick a fight, or just say mean things about them. they all hated me for weeks and didn’t talk to me. Eventually they forgave me cause I kept apologizing and explaining that I didn’t know what I was saying. Looking back it was kinda funny.
I was fifteen and went to my buddies house to spend the night (his parents weren’t home) his neighbors and a few older friends showed up and we started drinking beer but I was having the most then we went to a another guys grad party where I had a shit ton of beer and we met some kids from a different school and then we went back to my buddies house and had more beer and multiple shots. And I did multiple beer bongs and passed out on the couch. Turns out that wasn’t the end if the night… I apparently pissed on the floor. They still talk about it to this day 2 years later.
I was at my friends party when I was 14 and I got so drunk ,we started drinking at 5 and the party ended at 1 however at around 2 me and my friend snuck out to get food then realized we were lost I ended up in my friends house and I lost my virginity to him at around 5 am I had sobered up a little and had to climb back in my window.
I was so drunk at a party in Argentina that after taking a shot I drank unsafe tap water. People had to help me throw it up only to find me drinking more water 5 minutes later… This time out of a plant vase.
My friend was so drunk that he sat down next to a random girl, stared at her straight in eyes for 5 minutes, told her he’s in love with her, and then walked away.
I was so drunk last night at my best friend’s party that they had to take me to the park to hide me because we were underage drinking at a restaurant and the manager would see me making out with everyone while trying to undress myself.
I got so drunk at the last party, that when I woke up in the car I did not remember anything. Afterwards, my friends told me, that I had messed up my crush with some other guy and I kissed him. After it all I threw up a few times and then passed out somewhere. Until now I do not remember anything from that night.
One time I was at the lake with some friends(3 guys and 5 girls) and got so drunk that I jumped in the lake naked and got out swinging my dong around saying “Look at my shrinky dinky!”. Over and over and passed out on the top of the cabin.
I got so drunk last night, I screamed at my ex, fell down cement stairs, smashed my phone and then proceeded to strip in front of everyone and go swimming in just my bra and thong.
Once I got so drunk that i thought it would be funny to do a moonie to every boy that walked past me, then me and my friends snuck into these pools owned by a winery then we got caught by security guards but ran away from them only wearing bikinis then went for a walk up this hill and got completely lost, we then found our way home and then i sent all these terrible selfies to a whole lot of random boys on my phone…. The next morning i couldn’t remember anything until someone told me about it.
Once I was so drunk that I texted my mom how drunk I was and what a great time I was having.