Once I was at a friends house party and I was so drunk that I made a bet with this guy I knew that every single person in the room knew all the words to It’s raining men. I knew I was going to lose, because I don’t even know all the words, but I’m a stubborn little shit so I got him to put it on the aux. Next thing I know everyone is dancing in a circle in the middle of the room singing along. I still lost the bet though.
Stories in: Party
Went to my friend’s house where he was having a kickback and eventually I was off 5 games of beer pong, and around 15 shots of vodka. Player another game of beer pong and everything after is a blur. Anyways, I wake up the next morning in a random house five miles away next to some very good looking woman (only problem was I was 17 and she was 22, according to her id) I realised I was on my city’s college campus and was very confused. I just took an uber to my car at the original party and went home, tried digging through all the evidence and never managed to find out how I got there.
Got so drunk I was dancing on the bar! I jumped off and broke my foot, didn’t even notice just carried on partying! Then when I got home my Mam looked at my feet and they were swollen and bruised. When my Mam asked me what was wrong with my feet, I kept telling her they were drunk! Had to go to hospital in the morning and I was sooooo hungover
I went to a house party, got hammered and punched my best friend in his nose on purpose for no reason, ended up breaking it and his nose was bleeding like a stream apparently and it was all over me. I had his blood all over my hands and I obviously couldn’t walk straight so i kept putting my hands on the wall to help me walk. In the morning there were bloody hands prints all over my friends house walls, which were white. I only know any of this because I was told.
I was so drunk once that at a house party 3 of us went off into another room on our own, me another guy and a girl. They started making out and I started crying because they left me out so they were like ‘hey man join in’ all 3 of us made out with each other with minimal clothes on.
I was so drunk I left with a guy to the park and as soon as I decided I didn’t like him I left again. I walked around all night and slept in front of a construction site and the back of a strangers truck. The lady was so pissed in the morning. I managed to lose my shoes, phone, cigarettes, and debit card. I sure as hell held onto that pack of gum really well though. Finally got home at 10am the next day wearing socks in 110 degree weather.
I started off at a party and a friends and then I got so drunk, I woke up on the floor of my birth mothers house at 11AM the next morning on the floor with a blanket covering me.
Three months ago I was at this party with my boyfriend, I got really drunk and ended up making out with one of his best friends, he never found out. Last night he proposed.
I was so drunk that I threw up on my friend’s blanket and when they wanted to give me a something to eat I yelled; “OMG I LOVE CHEESE” and passed out.
Well, my first “buzzed” or “slightly drunk” experience was non-eventful, after 5 cups of jungle juice, I felt tired and just wanted to go to bed, plus I didnt eat anything that night because my stomach was a bit upset after drinking, I hope to have an interesting story in the future, but first time drinking stories can either be eventful or boring.
My 21st birthday I was dared to do the naked mile … I did it… Fell and skidded 8 meters on my face. I broke my cheek bone and scraped my knee and shoulder so bad it got infected. However this was not the end of the night. I took some illegal drugs and cleaned myself up and still made it to the bar! YOLO as the kids say
YEAH… One time, my friend go so drunk that she made out with a guy, took him back to the dorms, had sex, and made us (her roomates) run to CVS for Birth control at like 1 am…. We got pulled over for speeding, and the cop was a dick, but we made it. and she didn’t have a baby…
Last night I got so drunk that I gave a lap dance to a random dede, puff a lot, and woke up after 3hours to study for my test.
So one time I was so drunk that I woke up and found 53 tampons inside my pants. Apparently my friends told me that I was walking around the club and asking all the girls for tampons and put them in my pants.
So me about 15 friends were supposed to go clubbing so we decided to drink before going there. We went in our school at night. We started playing a drinking game. According to my friends: I drank a whole bottle of vodka. I chewed a small rock pretending its a gum and swallowed it. Took all my clothes because i peed on my self. Found a straw on the road and drank vodka from the floor with it. Woke up next day next to my vomit and all my friends waiting for me to wake up.
PS. We never went to the club
This one time, I was so drunk that I threw ping-pong balls at this random couple that was making-out because I wanted them to play beer pong with me.
I once was so nervous about seeing a friend, whose previous lover I had slept with the weekend before, that I downed an entire water bottle of vodka in fifteen minutes. I, then, proceeded to dominate everyone in beer pong and got invited to another party, a mile walk and a bus ride away. The next thing I know I’m sitting in a chair in the dining room of this party house clutching an umbrella going “i need it.” I then proceeded to steal the umbrella and sprint back to the bus stop as my friend chases me down.
I was drunk one night I made out with my dog.
One time I got so drunk at a house party and went to pee upstairs in the bathroom and completely missed the bowl, it apparently went everywhere but I can’t remember shit.
Me and my friends had a party. I kinda drank too much and I went outside and barked on every human who passed. I even fitted in their neighbor’s kennel.