I was at a party and drank some blue drink from some random girl told me to drink. My friend told me not too but I did anyways. Tried to knock out a pole when I thought it was my friend. Then blacked out and woke up in centerfield in the softball field.
Stories in: Party
Once my dad got so drunk at a New Year’s party that he threw up on his jeans and tried to clean it off in the bathtub with his phone still in his jeans pocket
I was at a house party with friends and whilst trying not to have a breakdown because the bathroom lock wasn’t working (it wasn’t my house, I don’t know why I cared), the host took all the boys to his mum’s room where they played with her dildos. The only other thing I remember that night is being serenaded with a guitar by a guy and my best friend singing Taylor Swift whilst a different guy gave me a massage.
I got so drunk that I was convinced I was a mermaid and tried to jump into a river. Then I walked around for 20 minutes yelling my name until one of my friends saw me and took me away but I still wanted to party so I took a shot (I still have no clue what was in it) and then proceeded to try and do gymnastics. Then I hooked up with a drug dealer.
After coming home so drunk from my friends party I crawled up exactly 25 stairs into my living room got up and slipped on the kitchen tiles hitting my head and woke my dad up. He laughed and took me to the bathroom and kept laughing as I was throwing up. #FatherOfTheYear
One friend and I were about 10 shots in after about 3 hours. A different friend came over so we kept drinking with him. After a morning recap, apparently we were so drunk we went to a party and i kept touching a girls ass and she said if I did it again she’d punch me in the face. it explained my hurting lip. My friend threw up all over the other friend. Also, we skyped a female friend of mine and did/said something which included her seeing my friend’s ass. She has me blocked on facebook now. Also, I stole about $60 in alcohol a half gallon of Jameson and some hard ciders.
1) Drank vodka, jager, triple sec, no chaser or water.
2) Someone fell on me in bar bathroom, broke my wrist
3) my friends lost me only to find me chewing ice cubs under the table
4) went back to hotel, slept in elevator and crawled to room
5) we lost one of our drunk friends (apparently left him in bar)
6) drunk called my mom
Was at a new years eve party, and we all went to see the fireworks on our towns bridge. When it turned midnight I gave my friend a hug in celebration. What I did not know is that he had a sparkler in his hand, which proceeded to light my jacket on fire. I was so drunk it took me a good 5 minutes to get it out. To celebrate me getting the fire out, I took a shot of Vodka, but was so drunk that I hit myself in the face with the bottle breaking my tooth.
So drunk.. So I’m hammered. Wake. having to piss like a race horse.. Pitch black.. Start walking around the room. About to piss my pants. Starting to panic. Breaking glass antiques.. I start pissing.. all over the floor. Huge amount of beer mainly.. I finally find a light switch. Remember where I am Broken glass , blood and pee. I cut my feet walking on broken glass.
One time I threw a party and I was so drunk I blacked out pretty early into the night, and woke up stumbling into the bathroom to puke the next morning. I slipped on something soggy. It was a pair of boxers. I found eight more soggy pairs that day.
One time I was so drunk I ran out into the snow in only a bra and danced with a blanket all by myself.
I was so drunk at a party this weekend that I wrestled a random guy in the snow, found my jacket in the washing machine, talked to a Christmas tree, danced on a beer pong table and fell onto 4 people, and ended up getting a ride home from a guy who’s “allergic to alcohol”
The first time I drank was when me and my friends snuck into a club. I tried beer, and fucking hated it(still do), so I went straight for the vodka. When I was making my way back to my buddies, I thought I saw them popping open a champagne bottle and cheering, so I cheered too. Then I saw them standing somewhere else, looking at me with the ‘Wtf’ face. Later on I got lost in a dazed state for half an hour.
So drunk that I changed my password to drunk but spelt drunk wrong.
I was so drunk that I don’t remember the party. I do remember waking the next morning in a field 2.5 miles away from the party with no clue how I got there and badger’s carcass a foot from my face.
I had way too any beers at my friends 18th and I was too drunk to hold the toilet so I peed down the stairs while the host’s mum was there and I really hope she didn’t notice.
When I was 16 I got so drunk that 8 shots in I saw this boy I really liked so I cried (as any teenage girl does) until I decided it was time to sober up. So my idea of sobering up was going outside and lighting a joint. By the end of the night I had made out with 3 of my girlfriends, cried profusely, ran away, threw up, went to a synagogue, and ended up falling asleep next to a Walmart in my best friends arms.
Can’t really choose… I got one when the police woke me up in an elderly home. One where my friend woke up on the toilet of a bar that was already closed down. One where I got knocked out by a toilet sink in Bulgaria and went to the hospital. One when I ended up with my bike in a canal.
One time I drank half a bottle of skol vodka, me and my friends started walking home at 12 am, then 3 cars started driving towards us and my friends told me to act normal, but I was so drunk I ended up passing out and falling into some garbage cans and knocking them both down, right in front of the cars.
At a conference, buddy has no idea how to go down a water slide. He goes down like a 6 yr old on his bum. We go back up to the top and the girl (maybe 19) says to my buddy ‘you are too stiff’ to which he instantly replies ‘I’ve been told that before’. Epic. I launch myself into the slide leaving him standing there awkwardly. We are in our mid 30′s.