At a conference, buddy has no idea how to go down a water slide. He goes down like a 6 yr old on his bum. We go back up to the top and the girl (maybe 19) says to my buddy ‘you are too stiff’ to which he instantly replies ‘I’ve been told that before’. Epic. I launch myself into the slide leaving him standing there awkwardly. We are in our mid 30′s.
Stories in: Party
Got fucked up at this party and I tried fucking my best friends girlfriends. My 5 friends all hate me now and that night I ended up ruining 3 relationships and no longer talk to my 5 good friends.
I was so drunk at this party one night me and a friend took a kid home my friend didn’t wanna go back to the party but i did so he dropped me off on a 2 track which i thought was the right one but ended walking in a random field for about 20 minuets realized that i was lost went back to the road ended up getting picked up by a cop sloshed told the cop i was walking to my uncles house told him the address to the party he took me there and he knew something was fishy he got looked around didn’t find anything and let me go ended up staying at the party lucky as shit.
Me and my two friends were so drunk at an (I am hard well) event that we didn’t even knew what songs he played for three hours. I kept on pulling random girls and then started to dry hump them, telling them that I am male a striper.
One of my friend lost his phone (galaxy S4) and his shoes.
He was wearing his belt through his neck and kept telling people it was his pet snake.
We lost one of our friend only to find out that he was holding his glow sticks in his hand like wolverine and asking people where he can find Magneto.
I was so drunk one day at uni because I caught up with some mates at a student bar. After a few too many beers we all headed off to my lecture, where we sat at the front row singing Kenny Rogers ‘The Gambler’. Next thing I know I’m vomiting in the ladies bathroom, and the rest is a blur.
Once I got so drunk off of half a gallon of Captains on my 22nd birthday I woke up on a state road to three cops with flashlights. They asked if I knew the time I said “a little after 12am?” They said “No almost 5am” I said “I’m sorry I’m totally shitfaaaaaced” they sent me to the hospital.
Once I was so drunk, that my friend’s green sandwich maker caught my eye as I believed it was a Transformer. After carrying it around for a while, I decided to put it in a near death situation so that it would transform. I threw it over the balcony, and ended up havng to buy a new one.
I was so drunk at a party and ended up wondering through a forest, my bra was unclipped and it was so uncomfortable so I threw it off my body then I tripped and lost both of my shoes. my mom picked me up with no bra and no shoes and she didn’t even notice.
I was so drunk that after I left a party with a few friends they lost me in a parking lot and had to search 30 mins for me only to find me passed out near a car.
Me and my friends were 16, we were out partying and I ended up downing half a liter of vodka in about 30 minutes. Puked for about 2 hours before my friends carried me to a friend’s moms car and drove me home and carried me to bed. I got up 9 in the morning the next day, still hammered to go to my girlfriend’s graduation.
I got really drunk at a party and stood up on top of a table and said I was a stripper. I tried to fight my bestfriend, and I ended up in the hospital from too much alcohol assumption. Let’s just say i hate alcohol.
I was so drunk and frustrated that the line for the bus back to campus was so long. So I hooked arms with a random black kid and kept screaming “let Obama through!”as i pushed through the crowd. He thanked me.
I was so drunk that I got locked out of a frat house and I figured the best way to get their attention was to punch a whole through their window. It worked. After painting their walls with my blood my friends tried bandaging me up. I realized one of my friends wasn’t there so I took it upon myself to sneak out & look for her downtown. She was still at the party, I was the lost one. Eventually I was discovered wandering the streets. I learned all about my night via pictures and videos… And the chunk missing in my thumb. I have a scar on my thumb in the shape of a mouth that smiles at me every day.
I was so drunk in a student’s club and was chucked out. My friends joined me and while on the way to the house, we stole a christmas tree from a shop and dragged it all the way home. We woke up the whole student accommodation that night trying to fix the tree whilst singing “We wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year” for 3 straight hours.
I was so drunk once I sat under a beer pong table talking to a dog while every one kept partying.
When I was at my best friends graduation party, we decided to start drinking. I got so drunk that I got 5 girls to make out with me, then after that I went in the hot-tub completely nude. I stayed nude for the rest of the night and played beer pong until I puked all over my best friend! Eventually I woke up downstairs in the basement with my ex-girlfriend. Don’t remember anything past making out with the second girl. All on video. pretty much.
I was so drunk last night. Turned 19 I gave a party invited like 20 lads. We had 110 liters of beer and a shitload of Vodka etc. Slammed loads of these and shotted some vodka and then we went to the pub. Shotted some more Jager and the next thing that i remember is waking up on the middle of the road in a parking plot, total blackout. My friends told me that we went to the snack bar to get ourselves some doner kebab and it was full of People and we all got kicked out for being way too drunk. Last thing they remember is me walking away and not coming back.
I got so drunk at my friends party that I started to cry because a week before I told my friend I was going to stay sober. I fell asleep on the kitchen sink and spilled my water on my jeans so I was about to take them off but my friend stop me. Later on, we smoked pot in a park and we decided to go to Tim horton where I fell asleep on the table and I almost got hit by a car. That night was terrible.
I was so drunk I was waiting at a bus stop and needed to pooh. I decided to drop my trousers and do it, but with no toilet paper i grabbed a leaf. I was pushing one out when the bus arrived. The driver stopped, and i was squatting with half a shit hanging out, at the moment he shook his head at me, i opened my mouth to protest, but all that came out was vomit, he left. To summarize, vomited whilst squatting and shitting, bus driver refused to take me.
I was so drunk I slipped and crashed into the band’s singer and knocked him out.