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1266 Posted by lost in translation in Party.

+98
FAIL-10
  

I was so drunk last weekend and drank way to much fireball that I took my shirt off in front of a group of guys and gals multiple times and I still can’t recall doing so.

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1261 Posted by Rockstar in Party.

+64
FAIL-32
  

I was so drunk on my friend’s wedding day that I crawled into church during the ceremony. It was recorded on his wedding DVD.

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1258 Posted by Cooper Runout Specialist in Party.

+17
FAIL-60
  

My friend was so drunk he wanted to see if he could fly. So he jumped off the third floor balcony… He can’t fly. He’s gonna try to pick up girls in a body brace for the next 6-12 months.

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1255 Posted by Desert hot in Party.

+98
FAIL-27
  

I was so drunk one time that I got completely naked at my buddies cinco de mayo party and talked to his neighbor who was cutting his grass.

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1238 Posted by Anon in Party.

+49
FAIL-18
  

One time at my friends birthday I got so drunk I blacked out and woke up in a closed hair salon with the owner and myself sleeping on the couch of the waiting area.

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1234 Posted by Anonymous in Party.

+86
FAIL-26
  

My friend Carter was so drunk he started stripping on the table at the party and girls were putting dollar bills down his pants and when he woke up he thought the money was from the tooth fairy and that all his teeth had fallen out so he started crying.

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1227 Posted by A. in Party.

+15
FAIL-57
  

I was so drunk last night I was drying my hands after using the bathroom, stumbled forward and whacked my head off a condom machine!

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1225 Posted by Dav in Party.

+17
FAIL-48
  

So drunk I woke up 50 miles from home with no idea wat happen missing one shoe passed out on a bench and still drunk passed out in cab and didn’t tell him where to go.

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1220 Posted by CrazyJ in Party.

+22
FAIL-35
  

I was so drunk I slapped a full solo cup of vodka off a table in front of me spraying a few girls on the other side of the room.

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1215 Posted by Tony prince in Party.

+17
FAIL-54
  

I drank a gallon of uv, a fifth of vodka, and three beers, I lived a mile away and when I was leaving my friends house, I walked into the neighbors house next door and thought I was home, I ended up sleeping there.

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1213 Posted by Fuck Dat in Party.

+71
FAIL-15
  

My friend was so drunk once that we had to carry him down the hall and he thought he was an airplane.

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1205 Posted by jimmy dean in Party.

+70
FAIL-27
  

I was so drunk i walked around at a party butt ass naked with a condom on dancing.

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1196 Posted by BigP in Party.

+63
FAIL-26
  

You know you were so drunk the night before when you wake up naked in your kitchen with the fridge wide open and your sprawled out holding a ten pound whole ham.

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1192 Posted by Nik Galan in Party.

+107
FAIL-11
  

I was so drunk last night at the bar , when I walked across the dance floor to get another drink, I won the dancing competition …!

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1184 Posted by Fuck Dat in Party.

+54
  

My friend was so drunk once that we had to carry him down the hall and he thought he was an airplane.

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1180 Posted by Tony prince in Party.

+27
FAIL-17
  

I drank a gallon of uv, a fifth of vodka, and three beers, I lived a mile away and when I was leaving my friends house, I walked into the neighbors house next door and thought I was home, I ended up sleeping there.

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1163 Posted by totaltrainwreck in Party.

+58
  

One time i was so drunk that my friends locked me in the closet and when they let me out i tried telling them that i found Narnia.

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1158 Posted by Anonymous in Party.

+72
FAIL-19
  

We were at a crowded house party and my friend was so drunk that he stood up and yelled “Attention please” and farted very loudly.

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1138 Posted by Anonymous in Party.

+14
FAIL-26
  

I was so drunk once that I couldn’t walk. I fell down few times and I ended up sleeping in somebody’s garden.

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1127 Posted by Anonymous in Party.

+15
FAIL-67
  

I got so drunk once that I fell asleep and I didn’t feel that my friends drew a penis on my forehead. I left the party and came back home to my parents and all my family invited for lunch.