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1174 Posted by Captain Roofie in Friends.

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I was so drunk that… I left my friends house at 1:30 to bring my non-biological sister home after attempting to sleep with her in her driveway i proceeded to drive to a real estate demo house and waking up naked with all of my clothes gone, after driving home naked i get dressed for work as i get into my car i find a controlled substance in my back seat and drive to work completely hammered, cool shit i know until the owner of the company came into my work to set up displays. contemplating suicide at the moment

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1099 Posted by theguy in Friends.

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My friend was so drunk once that he had a conversation with a wall for at least 15 minutes.

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1073 Posted by Anonymous in Friends.

+111
FAIL-40
  

I was so drunk that I shat on my best friend’s car.