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1275 Posted by Muwahaha in Friends.

+155
FAIL-33
  

Got so drunk I blacked out. In the time I was out I apparently (according to my friends) ran laps around campus screaming breaking bad lines, endlessly recited shakespeare in an attempt to try and prove I was sober enough for more alcohol, tried to pick a fight with the burly 300 pound football player for “looking like a baboon”, started claiming I was an agent for the CIA, puked everywhere, stripped to my underwear, ripped the paper towel dispenser off the wall and fell asleep on the bathroom floor.

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1229 Posted by A in Friends.

+79
FAIL-24
  

Once my dad was so drunk he told me that he was a rock star, then told my cousin to f**k off then crawled up the stairs to bed!

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1223 Posted by smash in Friends.

+28
FAIL-46
  

I was so drunk that i shit in the middle of my cousins floor and didn’t remember doing it. This was on christmas by the way.

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1174 Posted by Captain Roofie in Friends.

+29
FAIL-56
  

I was so drunk that… I left my friends house at 1:30 to bring my non-biological sister home after attempting to sleep with her in her driveway i proceeded to drive to a real estate demo house and waking up naked with all of my clothes gone, after driving home naked i get dressed for work as i get into my car i find a controlled substance in my back seat and drive to work completely hammered, cool shit i know until the owner of the company came into my work to set up displays. contemplating suicide at the moment

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1099 Posted by theguy in Friends.

+53
  

My friend was so drunk once that he had a conversation with a wall for at least 15 minutes.

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1073 Posted by Anonymous in Friends.

+165
FAIL-53
  

I was so drunk that I shat on my best friend’s car.