1275 Posted by Muwahaha in Friends.


Got so drunk I blacked out. In the time I was out I apparently (according to my friends) ran laps around campus screaming breaking bad lines, endlessly recited shakespeare in an attempt to try and prove I was sober enough for more alcohol, tried to pick a fight with the burly 300 pound football player for “looking like a baboon”, started claiming I was an agent for the CIA, puked everywhere, stripped to my underwear, ripped the paper towel dispenser off the wall and fell asleep on the bathroom floor.


1229 Posted by A in Friends.


Once my dad was so drunk he told me that he was a rock star, then told my cousin to f**k off then crawled up the stairs to bed!


1223 Posted by smash in Friends.


I was so drunk that i shit in the middle of my cousins floor and didn’t remember doing it. This was on christmas by the way.


1174 Posted by Captain Roofie in Friends.


I was so drunk that… I left my friends house at 1:30 to bring my non-biological sister home after attempting to sleep with her in her driveway i proceeded to drive to a real estate demo house and waking up naked with all of my clothes gone, after driving home naked i get dressed for work as i get into my car i find a controlled substance in my back seat and drive to work completely hammered, cool shit i know until the owner of the company came into my work to set up displays. contemplating suicide at the moment


1099 Posted by theguy in Friends.


My friend was so drunk once that he had a conversation with a wall for at least 15 minutes.


1073 Posted by Anonymous in Friends.


I was so drunk that I shat on my best friend’s car.