At a house party my friend was so drunk he stole a shovel and started digging out a street sign. He was shouting “Jane I love you! I’ll give you this street sign as a gift!” But then he had to realize that the sign had a 100kg concrete weight underground. He digged out the whole thing, then tried to pull out the sign while screaming for help. “Help me you bullmonkey!” (what the fuck is a bullmonkey?) Suddenly a car came by. The driver asked him what the hell was he doing. He said “I’m trying to be compelling to a girl. Im the compellator!” 4 years later the sign is still 90° slanted.
Stories in: Love
My boyfriend came round one night and my mum was so drunk, she tried to get into his “man bag”… He never came back to my house after this.
My friend was so drunk once that he made out with a street light and danced with it.
My boyfriend was so drunk that he threw up on my hair when I was sleeping. I was drunk too and I realised it in the morning.
I was so drunk once that I kissed a girl and made out with her.
My friend was kissing with a girl and he was so drunk that he puked in her mouth.