1602 Posted by dudemattster in Animals.


So I got so drunk at my friend’s house, and couldn’t remember the story, but according to my friends, I ran around the house singing “I’m a little butterfly lalalalala” Next thing you know, I throw away the party pizza onto my friend’s lap and rip the box in half and use it as wings as I continue the song. From that day on, I’ve been called butterfly boy


1217 Posted by pandasleeves in Animals.


I was so drunk I jumped off the toilet and dove face first into a cat’s litter box.


1079 Posted by Rick in Animals.


I was so drunk that I fought with my cat. I’ll let you guess who won…