1341 Posted by a pissed off dude in Miscellaneous.

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I was so drunk that I tried to type the full story but it exceeded the 600 character limit.  Long story short, me and my wingman got plastered at a ratchet bar, got ripped off by a gap toothed hooker while the police dragged me from the wrong motel room to mine, only to contemplate the origin on period blood on the bed and the locations of our missing wallets.  Went to work 2 hours later and spent the day half drunk and strung out on caffeine pills, only to drown our sorrows at the same bar and hire another hooker.

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