1565 Posted by SuicideSmurf in Friends.


I got my best friend a bottle of Peach Amsterdam for his birthday and after drinking almost all of it with iced tea. He called my dog to come sit on his lap. Soon after, my dog got up and he started crying because “she didn’t love him anymore “. Then, about a half hour later, one strand of hair got pulled out of his head while running his fingers through his hair and he cried about it because he thought he was going bald.

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