1767 Posted by Alexa in Miscellaneous.

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Went out to a bar with friends. After about 25-30 beers i was so drunk I:
Haggled with the owner of the bar we were sitting with about a picture of Bob Marley.
Broke a pint, and started crying, all while apologizing to the pint I just broke, and using a piece of it to cut my finger.
Bleed so much that one of my friends fainted from the sight.
Got stitches.
Went back to the bar, drank some more.
Came home and took a shit in the garage sink, and fell asleep on the floor.

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