1833 Posted by agnes in Party.

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I once was so nervous about seeing a friend, whose previous lover I had slept with the weekend before, that I downed an entire water bottle of vodka in fifteen minutes. I, then, proceeded to dominate everyone in beer pong and got invited to another party, a mile walk and a bus ride away. The next thing I know I’m sitting in a chair in the dining room of this party house clutching an umbrella going “i need it.” I then proceeded to steal the umbrella and sprint back to the bus stop as my friend chases me down.

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