So a buddy of mine and a few friends went to the bar and I brought this girl home. I took the girl to bed with me and we did our thing. Went to sleep and this girl like got up out of bed and popped a squat right next to my bed. I was still drunk and didn’t really comprehend what was going on. I non nonchalant asked her what she was doing. She told me to mind my own business. I rolled over and went back to sleep… the next morning I got up for work and told her to clean up her piss next to the bed and put some clothes on. She looked at me all embarrassed.
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