I was so drunk I left with a guy to the park and as soon as I decided I didn’t like him I left again. I walked around all night and slept in front of a construction site and the back of a strangers truck. The lady was so pissed in the morning. I managed to lose my shoes, phone, cigarettes, and debit card. I sure as hell held onto that pack of gum really well though. Finally got home at 10am the next day wearing socks in 110 degree weather.
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