I was in bed with my girlfriend and I was so drunk that I couldn’t make it hard.
I got so drunk once that I fell asleep and I didn’t feel that my friends drew a penis on my forehead. I left the party and came back home to my parents and all my family invited for lunch.
I was so drunk once that I put a feather in my ass and I thought I could fly.
I was so drunk that I shat on my best friend’s car.
My friend was so drunk once that he made out with a street light and danced with it.
I was so drunk that… I left my friends house at 1:30 to bring my non-biological sister home after attempting to sleep with her in her driveway i proceeded to drive to a real estate demo house and waking up naked with all of my clothes gone, after driving home naked i get dressed for work as i get into my car i find a controlled substance in my back seat and drive to work completely hammered, cool shit i know until the owner of the company came into my work to set up displays. contemplating suicide at the moment
One day, I Laughed so hard that I peed myself at a party. So drunk.
I was so drunk once that I urinated in a fountain and fell in it.
I was so drunk once that I pooped in a urinal.
I was so drunk that I threw up all over my bed.