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1217 Posted by pandasleeves in Animals.

+30
FAIL-168
  

I was so drunk I jumped off the toilet and dove face first into a cat’s litter box.

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1279 Posted by anonymous in Party.

+98
FAIL-114
  

I was so drunk I was waiting at a bus stop and needed to pooh. I decided to drop my trousers and do it, but with no toilet paper i grabbed a leaf. I was pushing one out when the bus arrived. The driver stopped, and i was squatting with half a shit hanging out, at the moment he shook his head at me, i opened my mouth to protest, but all that came out was vomit, he left. To summarize, vomited whilst squatting and shitting, bus driver refused to take me.

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1065 Posted by Anonymous (man) in Sex.

+39
FAIL-140
  

I was in bed with my girlfriend and I was so drunk that I couldn’t make it hard.

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1433 Posted by Oops (woman) in Party.

+36
FAIL-75
  

One time I threw a party and I was so drunk I blacked out pretty early into the night, and woke up stumbling into the bathroom to puke the next morning. I slipped on something soggy. It was a pair of boxers. I found eight more soggy pairs that day.

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1349 Posted by Liz (Woman) in Miscellaneous.

+17
FAIL-97
  

I was so drunk last night that I puked everywhere in front of my mom and my future boss.

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1341 Posted by a pissed off dude in Miscellaneous.

+39
FAIL-90
  

I was so drunk that I tried to type the full story but it exceeded the 600 character limit.  Long story short, me and my wingman got plastered at a ratchet bar, got ripped off by a gap toothed hooker while the police dragged me from the wrong motel room to mine, only to contemplate the origin on period blood on the bed and the locations of our missing wallets.  Went to work 2 hours later and spent the day half drunk and strung out on caffeine pills, only to drown our sorrows at the same bar and hire another hooker.

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1322 Posted by ohmygod99 (Woman) in Party.

+58
FAIL-69
  

I was so drunk that after I left a party with a few friends they lost me in a parking lot and had to search 30 mins for me only to find me passed out near a car.

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1208 Posted by Na Na boo boo (Man) in Miscellaneous.

+22
FAIL-72
  

I was so drunk once, I stumbles onto this website to find something entertaining, I read a whole page before I realized I was on the wrong website.

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1288 Posted by Drinker in Friends.

+24
FAIL-63
  

I was so drunk last night that I left a party I was throwing at my house when my parents showed up out of nowhere. I started claiming they were undercover cops and called friends to come pick me up because my parents were about to arrest me. I threw my phone and keys because I thought they were tracking me (still have not found my keys) and finally woke up the next morning in a ditch about 1 and a half miles from home.

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1453 Posted by Keydura in Friends.

+15
FAIL-62
  

My friend was so drunk that I had to leave him home while me and the guys go out, 1 am I’m getting text messages from my 11 year old brother that my friend locked himself in the bathroom and won’t come out and that he heard glass breaking, so I come home and get the door open he broke my toilet and shower glass door.