I was so drunk once I started arguing with a tree.
I was so drunk that I couldn’t count to five.
I was so drunk once that I peed on a drunk guy lying on the floor.
I was so drunk that I fought with my cat. I’ll let you guess who won…
I was so drunk that I puked in my mom’s brand new car. The stain and the smell stayed longtime.
I was so drunk that I shat on my best friend’s car.
My friend got into a street fight and he was so drunk that he couldn’t feel for few hours that he had a big piece of bottle stucked in his head.
My friend was kissing with a girl and he was so drunk that he puked in her mouth.
I was in bed with my girlfriend and I was so drunk that I couldn’t make it hard.
I was so drunk that I threw up all over my bed.
One day, I was so drunk that I woke up in the middle of nowhere.
I was so drunk once that I completely blacked out. I couldn’t remember anything in the morning.
One day, I Laughed so hard that I peed myself at a party. So drunk.