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1750 Posted by moosechild in Miscellaneous.

+11
FAIL-12
  

I got so drunk tonight that i just woke up in a freezing cold shower with a broken glass of whiskey and a wet plate of fried chicken.

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1745 Posted by Jordyn (woman) in Party.

+10
  

I was so drunk at a party in Argentina that after taking a shot I drank unsafe tap water. People had to help me throw it up only to find me drinking more water 5 minutes later… This time out of a plant vase.

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1741 Posted by Jordyn (woman) in Party.

+16
  

My friend was so drunk that he sat down next to a random girl, stared at her straight in eyes for 5 minutes, told her he’s in love with her, and then walked away.

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1738 Posted by Mog in Friends.

+4
  

I got so drunk that i started asking questions like Dora the explorer..

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1735 Posted by BrandonXFox in Miscellaneous.

+4
  

I got so drunk I tried stealing couch cushions from my living room, then got yelled at by my mom!

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1730 Posted by Gabii (woman) in Party.

+28
  

I was so drunk last night at my best friend’s party that they had to take me to the park to hide me because we were underage drinking at a restaurant and the manager would see me making out with everyone while trying to undress myself.

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1725 Posted by Idiot (woman) in Party.

+17
FAIL-12
  

I got so drunk at the last party, that when I woke up in the car I did not remember anything. Afterwards, my friends told me, that I had messed up my crush with some other guy and I kissed him. After it all I threw up a few times and then passed out somewhere. Until now I do not remember anything from that night.

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1722 Posted by Crazy8boy in Party.

+14
FAIL-30
  

One time I was at the lake with some friends(3 guys and 5 girls) and got so drunk that I jumped in the lake naked and got out swinging my dong around saying “Look at my shrinky dinky!”. Over and over and passed out on the top of the cabin.

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1719 Posted by Shitface in Miscellaneous.

+13
  

One time I was so drunk I got bored as shit and went on this stupid website.

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1715 Posted by bella (woman) in Party.

+44
  

I got so drunk last night, I screamed at my ex, fell down cement stairs, smashed my phone and then proceeded to strip in front of everyone and go swimming in just my bra and thong.

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1712 Posted by ayyyyyee (woman) in Party.

+26
  

Once I got so drunk that i thought it would be funny to do a moonie to every boy that walked past me, then me and my friends snuck into these pools owned by a winery then we got caught by security guards but ran away from them only wearing bikinis then went for a walk up this hill and got completely lost, we then found our way home and then i sent all these terrible selfies to a whole lot of random boys on my phone…. The next morning i couldn’t remember anything until someone told me about it.

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1708 Posted by Anonymous in Party.

+17
  

Once I was so drunk that I texted my mom how drunk I was and what a great time I was having.

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1704 Posted by HIMbAckz in Sex.

+18
  

It was my cousin’s wedding! So It was necessary for me to drink, with allowance. So here I was, so drunk that night, I danced wherever I was with whoever was with me, I was greeting everyone on the streets (for no reason), I sexted to my childhood friend, and we had sex the same night (which was unbelievable), I flirted with 3 more girls (2 of them were married) and ate so much that I puked that night where I was staying at my neighbors house (who doesn’t allow drinking).

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1700 Posted by puff in Party.

+3
FAIL-14
  

Once I was so drunk I stole a champagne bucket with two bottles of champagne as I was running out I was swearing at the bouncers then run into a lampost. While doing all this I had a cig in my hand wearing my sunglasses

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1695 Posted by Anonymous in Friends.

+9
FAIL-15
  

When there was a local party in our town. Me and a friend brought alcohol from our homes. He brought some Vodka mixed with Fanta. I got some half Liter Rum half liter Orange juice mix, to be exact 2 bottles. Log story short i killed both of them lost my friend (Who ended up in an ambulance tent and i was standing at a bus station waiting for him to return for 3 hours until some friends saw me and forced me to eat a bread with cheese.

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1691 Posted by Prussah (woman) in Miscellaneous.

+11
FAIL-21
  

My sister is so drunk right now. She came from the disco, then she put her shoes into the fridge, took off her shirt, grabbed some mustard and went to the bathroom. Now she sitting in the shower, filling her mouth with mustard.

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1687 Posted by Didn’tseeitcoming (woman) in Miscellaneous.

+27
  

I was so drunk on the last new year’s eve that I told my friends I had to pee really bad, so I made them stand on a circle around me while I squatted and peed on a crowd beach right after some fireworks announced the new year.

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1684 Posted by Didn’tseeitcoming (woman) in Miscellaneous.

+15
  

Once I got so drunk at a club that my friend had to enter the stall with me, take my skirt and panties of and make me sit so I’d pee inside the toilet.

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1679 Posted by Anonymous in Miscellaneous.

+11
FAIL-18
  

I was so drunk, I woke up to my parents shaking me on the couch. I had no idea what was going on. “Why am I here?” I thought.
My parents were laughing. My dad said, “where’d you get your cat?” and he pointed towards the end of the couch where my feet were resting. There, also too, rested a young cat. Cuddled up and sleeping on my legs. I’m allergic to cats. To this day, and I imagine until the day I die, how that cat was acquired is a mystery.

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1676 Posted by Badideas132 in Party.

+11
FAIL-23
  

I went to a grad party and I must have gotten so drunk because the last thing I remember was saying goodnight. I woke up in my car with my pants down holding myself, the worst part is my door was open and facing the house. Anyone and everyone could see me.