1674 Posted by L in Miscellaneous.


My friend told me a story of him and some buddies that were drinking. So they start with tequila and 2 bottles later they all blacked out. My friend woke up in a car downtown, he had keys but the keys didn’t go to the car, he had vomit all over him and had to take the bus back home. A lady asked him why he smelled so bad and all he could say is “I’m not drinking again”


1671 Posted by Jay in Miscellaneous.


After drinking A LOT of drinks, i had a 1 1/2h bus ride to the town, i finally had to pee, really badly. I tried to hold myself while being on the bus, but i couldn’t. I told my friend that i had to pee, he was drinking on the bus and emptied his bottle. He handed it to me. I lay on the side in the bus seat, and pee into it. It was small and hard to aim into being so drunk. I tried to pee into the bottle and i managed to fill it up a lot, i also pee’d down to the floor of the bus seats. After that i carried the bottle of pee with me out of the bus, passing several people.


1669 Posted by dintsh in Party.


On my best friends house party was the first time i got so drunk. i just poured everything down i saw. I can’t really remember but my friend told me i hit on every guy there, asked my best friends mate if i should give him a blowjob, peed on a chair because I thought it was a toilet, bit my best friends hand because i didn’t want to sleep and i wanted to knock down his cupboard..


1665 Posted by Nonononono (woman) in Sex.


I went out with my best friend and her 16 yo brother, I’m 24, i got so drunk i woke up next to her brother, both naked, I was terrified.


1663 Posted by MadBlackBart in Miscellaneous.


So drunk. well, here’s the story from yesterday. And today… I teach in Thailand, got so drunk yesterday that I lost my brain :) . Emailed ex wife, ex girlfriend, family and friends, everyone – used vulgar language, offended everyone, deleted all accounts, local people saw the white zombie on a way back home. Woke up dead, lost wallet, skipped classes. Lied, got drunk in the morning. I must disappear :) Or fly to the moon, right now.


1659 Posted by Fireblaze (woman) in Party.


This happened about a year ago when a was at my cousin’s confirmation party.
- Had to much wine, and got shit-faced.
- almost fell into a electric fence
- Talked to myself all the way up to a concrete well
- Had a chat with a horse and the well
- ran around in high heels on a grass field laughing my ass off
- crawled around on the ground, eating pansy flowers off the ground all the while talking about salad or something.
- smiled dumbly at my brother
- woke up in car


1657 Posted by rum_lover in Miscellaneous.


One night after drinking a lot I wondered if I could walk around the block naked without being seen. I didn’t make it, a bunch of guys pointed at me laughing and there must have been others. I passed out just inside my front door, still naked.


1654 Posted by Uhohpasketti (woman) in Sex.


Last night, I got so drunk that not only did I agree to sleep with this guy I barely know but I asked him to cum in my mouth and when he did I pretty much immediately started vomiting. Oops.


1652 Posted by Country in Party.


I was so drunk once that I was having sex with my girlfriend and fell asleep, she said I started snoring in the middle of it.


1649 Posted by Freak in Party.


I got so drunk last week, that I tried to walk to my friends house (she lives by a creek) and fell in. I don’t remember it, and was found by an off duty cop while on the verge of hypothermia.


1647 Posted by Olga in Party.


I got so drunk once at a festival that I wanted to get my hair bleached, but they didn’t have bleach so I went and got my nose pierced.


1643 Posted by Frenchy in Party.


One time I got so drunk I asked my friend to borrow their phone, I then texted myself asking if I was ok and where I was…


1640 Posted by toturnt1111 in Friends.


One time I was so drunk that my friend was holding me up as I peed so I wouldn’t fall over. I then turned to my other friend standing nearby and said watch this and then proceeded to pee on my friend holding me up as I cracked up laughing. He then let go of me and I hit the ground and started to pee on myself. I was no longer laughing.


1637 Posted by oh its lit (woman) in Party.


I was so drunk once at a party I was looking for this boy who left earlier so I went upstairs and hid in a closet thinking it was the bathroom and peed on the floor. My friends found me in the closet and me thinking it was a game I ran down a flight of stairs, tripped and tumbled down the whole flight of stairs. I proceeded to get up like nothing happened even though everyone saw.


1635 Posted by Cast Parties Get Interesting in Party.


I got so drunk at a recent cast party, that my cast mate started asking  me questions about famous people. He asked me to tell him something about President Thomas Jefferson. At first I didn’t know who that was. Then I asked, “Wasn’t he the train guy? With the face?” And then I began freaking out, thinking that my best friend’s boyfriend- whose name is Thomas- was the president.
Then I sat down on the back of a couch and fell over immediately.


1632 Posted by Donperignon (woman) in Party.


My friend was so drunk at party, he jumped the backyard fence and never came back… He woke up to a state trooper staring at him in a different state.


1629 Posted by dimple (woman) in Miscellaneous.


All different blacked out times: peed on strangers lap getting ride home in packed car, ran around parking lot w my pants around my ankles after the club let out n fell n chipped tooth, squatted in the drainage hole in the bar kitchen cuz the line for restroom too long, humped a gravestone at cemetery bc I figured dead peeps still want to get laid then slipped n fell from the rigorous thrusting n broke my ankle.


1624 Posted by Mhn (woman) in Party.


One time i was at a party, and i was so drunk! Apparently everyones champagne bottles started to go missing. Moments later a friend saw me sneaking around in the dark, in the back of the yard, in the snow, only wearing a bra and panties, quietly laughing by myself, with all the missing champagne bottles, looking super satisfied.. He called my name, i panicked, and ran away… It took 45 minutes to find me, hiding in a shed.


1622 Posted by Fenix in Miscellaneous.


Last night I got so drunk I shat myself and peed in the dirty clothes basket. I can’t even look my dad in the eyes without thinking of him washing my shit stained clothes.


1620 Posted by Party drinker in Party.


My friend had a small party by the end of the night we had 75 beer and 2 mickeys of whiskey. We ran into a field and got lost almost fell from a 100 ft high windmill, popped the tires on a random bike, tried to extinguish a fire but sprayed each other with fire extinguishers, broke a table in half with a huge cabinate sprayed diesel and gas everywhere and ran on the highway and almost got ran over by a semi. That night we all got so drunk.