I was so drunk I decided to peel all the carrots we had in our fridge then when my dad came home I told him I had a headache and went to my room and knocked over everything in my path.
I got so drunk last night I woke up with a different pair of trousers on , lost my clutch and am currently locked outside my bedroom
After a party, I was getting walked/carried home by two of my friends. They were scared that the cops would see us. I was so drunk that I proceeded to hide behind a tree because, and I quote, the cops would never think to look behind there.
I was so drunk last night that I started playing football with the boys pretending to show off my skills then I kicked the ball into the pond that was in the garden, then tried to get the ball out and completely fell into it which had over 20 fish.
Last night I got so drunk I ran around my neighborhood screaming at the top of my lungs ‘I’m the King in the North’. People were opening their windows and shouting at me to be quiet, finally I passed out on my doorstep & I was awoken by the postman, good night.
Once I was so drunk I came home 3 hours past my curfew, sat on my porch eating the stick part of lollipops. When I tried to get inside I was locked out and decided to sleep butt ass naked on my front lawn. My neighbor came by the next morning and woke me up.
I got so drunk one afternoon then befriended homeless people. I tried to beg with them when when church mass ended. Next things in order of happening: more beer, sleeping it off in park full of people with my legs on the pavement, more beers on beer festival, being kicked out, challenging police officer to fight, running away to not get arrested, beers in the pub, losing at arm and bruise my shoulder. Blackout and then waking up at other side of city at 2AM with no idea how I got there.
I was so drunk I woke up near the Hilton Valet with puke stains on my golden colored tuxedo that I had to return in 4 hours. Not only that, I had an interview. 4 hours later I again woke up in the same place, with my hand in my pants. Somehow I left feeling nauseated, stressed from missing an interview and having to pay 450$ for the tux but relieved and unemployed.
I was so drunk one night I made out with my brothers friend and then grabbed his package in the car and announced he was firm.
I got so drunk when my best friend/roommate and I were at our apartment I decided to see how much shit I could break with my bear hands. I snapped a golf club in two, ripped several soda cans in half, and twisted a stainless steel bar off a guitar stand into a pretzel. I woke up the next day with cuts and horrible bruises all over my hand. We couldn’t unbend the metal.
One time I was so drunk that I got up and peed all over my friend’s TV.
When I was 16 years old I ran away from home after a really shitty day and I got completely shit faced with my 2 best friends. I ended up at some beach in Santa Cruz 50 miles away from my home and I had to go to Saturday school or else i would get suspended. I woke up face first in the sand and completely wet. Eventually I got to my school all wet and covered in sand and 10 minutes into detention I threw up on the girl sitting in front of me.
You know you were so drunk the night before when you wake up naked on the floor with a condom on and a huge bump on the back of your head.
Once I was so drunk at a party I started shouting at a potted plant in my friends house… Saying it looked stupid then decided to chuck it at a wall while my friends attempted to drag me out the house and failed. The next morning I woke up in the middle of a park with my friend passed out next to me and I was wearing a turkey hat . My sober guy friend caught it all on tape…
On a night of a uni lacrosse initiations I blacked out and found myself locked out of my flat with nothing on apart from my trousers. I tried knocking on the door but no one answered so I ran topless across my uni accommodation to another building where my friends opened the door to me trying to cover my boobs with my hair and looking very confused to how I found myself in this situation.
My friends and I went clubbing and got hammered. One friend was trying to make out with the bartender by “bribing” him with shitty quotes. We left and started walking around asking people where the x-men were. I woke up in someone’s garden, BBQ sauce all over my face.
Last night I was so drunk I took off all of my clothes (at a party) refused to put them on because I wanted to be in my “natural state” sucked some random guys dick in front of my boyfriend (and everyone else) three up on a car, and told them that I want to cut all of my skin off so I would be pretty, they took me home and I woke up on my floor butt naked.
I was so drunk I went outside the house to throw up (it was -20 C), and then I peed on the balcony.
I was once so drunk, I woke up in my best friend’s yard using several squares of sod as covers. I was also wearing a bra. I am a man.
Once I was at a party an d I was so drunk I walked over to my crush and on my way there I tripped over my own feet and fell. I spilt my drink on him. Later that night I walked over to him had a whole conversation with him but before I walked away I made out with him